Simba's intro...that's me being smothered to death by my too adoring mommy

hi. i'm simba. i'm an asian leopard cat and my daddy, dr h bought me for one thousand dollars for christmas last year. that make me the most expensive cat of this household...if that's the case why am i constantly humiliated?? i mean, look at this picture? would you want to be in  my position? i posted this to show you that yes, my mommy and daddy spoil me and are TOO affectionate with me. i mean I NEED TO BREATH! HELLO!! ok, so i'm a purebred, which translates into some serious genetic psychological defects, but hey, i have my rights?  this is my mommy, i love her very much but i wish she would not take these ridiculous pictures of me. i do look adorable, come to think of it though. i love my spots and stripes, the ocicats ONLY have spots... i have stripes AND spots....this is daddy's office in our home. daddy just put up wallpaper. i sure had fun getting into the glue and water;i like water by nature except when mommy gives me a bath. i also hate it when daddy does his medical stuff on me when i need any treatment. i appreciate it yeah, but hey, i don't even get the vet warning feeling like other cats who at least know its coming. well, i have to leave some room for sonata on the wind, she is very pushy and thinks she's my mother and is always licking me etc. btw, i have NO idea what prettygirl is talking about this silly thing of me nursing on mommys neck in the early morning hours and how much i LOVE doing that...and how comforting it is to me...uh, well, anyway, that must be some other cat and they think its me. love, simba THE ONLY BENGAL IN THE HOUSE.